mom: can you do this chore for me?
me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
mom: *does it for you*
mom: why can't you ever be responsible

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via hotboyproblems)


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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via hotboyproblems)


(via feellng)


urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(via fake-mermaid)


alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

image

(via hotboyproblems)


bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via fake-mermaid)


jackbwilson:

kakak beredik

jackbwilson:

kakak beredik

(via c-h-e-e-t-a-h)


lordio:

Amsterdam

lordio:

Amsterdam

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